Kostyantyn – Victim of Love
Kostyantyn is Vienna’s self-proclaimed best well-dressed comedian. Born in Donetsk, raised in Athens, and currently based in Vienna, Kostyantyn is touring his new show Victim of Love’ and bringing it home for one night only!
Opening act: Zuzana Ambrozová
Host: Athina Kefalopoulos
Victim of Love is a raw, unfiltered, painfully relatable comedy hour about dating disasters, emotional chaos, and the questionable decisions that led one very well-dressed man to write an entire show about his love life. This show is all about the messy, modern chaos of trying to find love when everything seems designed to break you.
Kostyantyn takes the stage with nothing but a microphone, too much emotional baggage, and a long list of romantic failures; and serves them to you on a platter of comedy gold.
This is the kind of show where you laugh hard, nod silently, and think: “Wow… I’ve made all those mistakes too.”
Enjoy stories about:
● Dates that ended too fast
● Situationships that lasted way too long
● Red flags he absolutely ignored
● Breakups that felt cinematic (but only to him)
● Ghosting, love-bombing, mixed signals, emotional damage
● And the exact moment a grown man says:
“I might as well turn this into comedy.”
It’s sharp. It’s self-destructive. It’s painfully relatable. And yes – he probably does need therapy.
This is for YOU if you’ve ever been:
● ghosted
● dumped
● breadcrumbed
● left on read
● betrayed by your own optimism
● or stuck in a relationship you absolutely should’ve ended months earlier
…this show will not fix you. But it will make you laugh about it.
Perfect for:
Comedy lovers
Singles who need catharsis
Couples who want to feel better about themselves
Anyone who keeps saying “never again” and then absolutely does it again
About Kostyantyn:
Kostyantyn is Vienna’s self-proclaimed best well-dressed comedian. Born in Donetsk and raised in Athens, he brings a slightly confused international perspective to European stages.
Since starting stand-up in November 2022, he has performed over 450 shows across more than 10 countries and hosted around 100 comedy nights, making him a familiar face in the European English-language comedy scene.
A regular at The Comedy Pub in Vienna, Kostyantyn has also performed at clubs including Backyard Comedy Club (London), Cosmic Comedy Club (Berlin), Lucky Punch & The Jungle Comedy Club (Munich), Metro Comedy Club (Prague), and The Fool & Club 99 (Bucharest).
His comedy mixes everyday observations with unexpected turns – often described as “life insurance meets OnlyFans”, whatever that means.
He is currently performing his work-in-progress solo show “Victim of Love,” a brutally honest hour about dating disasters, romantic optimism, and why modern love sometimes feels like a subscription service you forgot to cancel.
Date: Sunday 15th March 2026
Time: 21:00 (Doors open 20:40)
Duration: 1h15
Tickets:
* Early-bird: €10
* General admission: €15
* At the door: €20
https://www.more.com/gr-el/tickets/standupcomedy/offer/valentinesday/kostyantyn-victim-of-love-athens-english-comedy-club/
Info: 6987994689 // athensenglishcomedyclub@gmail.com
Address: ELIART Theater – Konstantinoupoleos 127 (closest to Kerameikos and Metaxourgeio metro stations).
Map: https://maps.app.goo.gl/uV8fHDWXcJM7YJr78
The theatre is wheelchair accessible.
Recommended for audiences aged 16 and above.
